I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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