Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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