he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
The air taste purple.
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