he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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