Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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