We won't sleep together?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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