Your face is a jimmy john
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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