The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
as a side note pls kill me
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