end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
high people should be assigned attendants
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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