Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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