So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
