he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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