I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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