yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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