I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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