Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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