what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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