I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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