Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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