are you still at the devil's house?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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we're making bets on your personal life
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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