so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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