if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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