sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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