I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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