u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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