He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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