have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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