wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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