Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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