im so drunk with asians
where?
always
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
