Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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