I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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