found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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