Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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