She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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