if you like me you must not know who I am
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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