The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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