this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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