How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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