who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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