she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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