get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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