She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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