i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
