Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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