would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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