my mouth tastes like poor choices
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
