I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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