porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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