I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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