ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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