i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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