White coat. Heels.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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