if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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