It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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