it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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