he thought i was a dude.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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