Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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